Keen to trick people into thinking you’re a member of high society?
You’d better stash away that tinsel and pick up a reindeer, sharpish.
According to Tatler, there are a few key things defined as the ultimate status symbols over Christmas.
Shockingly enough, paper snowflakes, a box of Celebrations and glitter-covered cards don’t make the list.
Here’s what you’ll need to prove you’re posh:
- A 6ft Nordmann fir tree – apologies if you’ve got pets or low ceilings
- A natural wreath with holly, ivy, and whatnot. Absolutely no faux greenery
- A £104,000 Tiffany’s advent calendar… or a Charbonnel et Walker one if you desperately need chocolate
- A reindeer (but a normal deer will do in a pinch)
- Smoked salmon and caviar from the Harrods food hall
- A KellyBronze turkey, which costs upwards of £74
Got all that? Then your festive season is set.
You may need to prune your current collection of decorations, too.
Tatler describes flashing festive lights and sparkly ornaments as ‘anything but chic’. Harsh.
Don’t worry about buying any gifts. When you’re upper class, your presence is a present.
But if you are going the whole hog to ensure your Christmas is suitably fancy, you should probably check the contents of your fridge, too.
There are certain food items one must have to ensure their fridge is up to scratch.
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source https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/29/tatler-reveals-festive-items-need-prove-fancy-11239529/
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