Our top 20 knock-knock jokes to tell on International Joke Day

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This lady looks like she knows how to tell a good knock-knock joke (Picture: Getty Images)

Today, International Joke Day, is a day which presents a perfect opportunity to add some levity to life and tell jokes to your friends and loved ones.

To mark the occasion, we’ve put together some of our favourite bad-good knock-knock jokes.

Whether you like them because they make people cringe or you’re just really into puns, we’ve got plenty for you to enjoy and inflict upon your nearest and dearest.

Funny knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hunt somebody down.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda Lady.
Yoda Lady who?
Hey! I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

One of these ladies probably just told a knock-knock joke (Picture: Edward Berthelot/Getty Images)

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
(repeat joke as many times as they can bear it).

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No you’re a poo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.

You’d be smiling too if you shared some of these jokes (Picture: Getty Images)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunna.
Nunna who?
Nunna your business, that’s who.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twit.
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c-
Mooooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Passion.
Passion who?
Just passion by and thought I’d pop in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oops, I did it again!

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source https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/01/funny-knock-knock-jokes-tell-international-joke-day-12926458/