Sex is back on the table in lockdown.
Just the other day (10 June), Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced that we can now once again get laid, touch and do whatever else our horny minds desire by introducing so-called ‘support bubbles’.
Before you stock up on lube for a shagging session like no other, note that this does not apply to all households and there are rules in place.
Firstly, the social bubbles only apply to England, as Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are still encouraging people to ‘stay at home’.
Furthermore, out of the two households that are choosing to come together, one must have an adult living alone. In simpler terms, you can’t join a household with multiple people in it if your household also has multiple people it.
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And you can only choose one other household to mix with – meaning that if your housemate wants to see his girlfriend who lives alone, and you want to see your boyfriend who lives alone, only one of you can win in this scenario.
There are no take-backs either; once you’ve mixed with another household, that’s it – you can’t swap with another.
There are a few additional restrictions; if anyone in the household develops symptoms of coronavirus, you need to adhere to the usual isolation guidelines (stay at home for 14 days).
And those who are shielding are not allowed to form any support bubbles at all, regardless of their living circumstances.
OK, we’ve got the basic rules down – let’s get really specific about the sex.
Can you have an orgy with another household in lockdown if you live alone?
Imagine the following scenario.
You’re the household that lives alone and you’ve chosen to form a support bubble with your best friend’s house.
In their house, there are five people – all of whom are single, attractive and horny.
So you have an amazing idea on how to make up for lost (sex) time – a massive orgy, so no one misses out on the fun.
Here’s the big question: is this allowed? Likely, yes.
At present, there is some confusion on exactly how support bubbles, which will be introduced tomorrow (13 June), work.
‘So from this weekend we will allow single adult households – adults living alone, or single parents with children under 18 – to form a “support bubble” with one other household, the Prime Minister said in the coronavirus briefing on Wednesday.
And within this bubble, you can skip the two-metre rule.
You should then be able to touch any person within your now-extended household, and this should logically apply to everything from shaking hands to shaking other body parts.
But chief medical officer, Professor Chris Witty, explained in the coronavirus briefing that this isn’t the intention of the bubbles.
‘The idea of the bubbles is for families that have a single adult in the household, so if this applied to families with a single adult in the household that would be covered by what the Prime Minister just talked about,’ he said.
‘For other people it’s largely going to have to be meeting outside and socially distanced because the risk of transmission is much lower.
‘Bubbling is about single households or lone parents, then there’s meeting outside for other people.’
Then again, it’s highly unlikely the professor would use orgies as an example, so make of that what you will.
Can’t meet up with your lover in lockdown but desperate to scratch that sexual itch?
Not to worry, we have created extensive guides on sexting, phone sex and video sex, so that you too can get (virtually) freaky in the sheets.
And if you don’t get chosen for someone’s support (read: sex) bubble, we’ve put together some advice on how you can deal with that situation, too.
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