Remember the cuddly comedy figure Heimlich from the 1998 film, A Bug’s Life?
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Ever wanted to put your penis inside him?
Anyone who has experienced these dark and film-ruining urges is in luck, as someone has finally made the A Bug’s Life fleshlight of your dreams.
Yes, by fleshlight we do indeed mean a masturbation sleeve that you can put your dick in.
And when we say it’s got a design inspired by A Bug’s Life, yes, we do mean it’s designed to look like Heimlich the caterpillar.
The creation is being sold on Craigslist and eBay for the bargain asking price of $2,000 (£1,637).
The maker of this cursed contraption, an artist named Malek Lazri, told Vice he crafted the Bug’s Life fleshlight cover by making a clay mold, filling it with silicone, then coloured its face with permanent markers. The casing is a real Fleshlight case, painted to look like Heimlich’s caterpillar body.
On eBay and Craigslist Malek describes the toy as ‘one of four in existence, never publicly released only given to a select few high ranking Pixar executives for personal use’.
This is… not true.
The eBay listing also asks for $99 for shipping, which seems a tad excessive, especially as the product description says the sleeve is ‘gently used’.
But if you do, for some unanswerable reason, have a desperate need for a Heimlich the caterpillar sex toy – and you happen to have a spare $2k – you can go ahead and place a bid.
At the time of writing there were precisely zero bids, so you have a pretty high chance of being the lucky buyer.
A warning, though, that while the design is meticulous it does not actually have an opening through which to insert your penis, so you would need to add your own. Do so carefully.
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source https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/14/someone-selling-1600-bugs-life-fleshlight-case-truly-cannot-unsee-12701569/
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