With coronavirus causing people to stockpile sex toys – presumably while watching COVID-19 porn – it appears a pandemic is no reason to stop enjoying our bodies.
So, here’s some good news: you can now send someone in self-isolation a chocolate Easter egg with a vibrator inside.
Put together by the sex toy website, Ricky.com, which claims the unusual treat is a world first, the egg is wrapped in silver (to remind you to wrap up in real life, perhaps?) and comes in a cardboard package with a silk bow on top.
As for the contents of the Easter Egg Surprise, you can choose from five different sex toys including a bullet, a couple’s toy, a clitoral stimulator in the shape of a heart, a ‘man wand’ (penis tube of sorts) and a rose gold mini massager.
All of the products are rechargeable and you get a charging cable, too.
We know what you’re thinking: what about the egg?
Yes, it is made from the real stuff (275g of ‘premium Swiss milk chocolate’) and yes, you can eat it.
The sex toy egg costs £45 plus delivery and is a limited edition product, with only 200 up for grabs.
We got our hands on one of the elusive eggs.
The novelty is a nice touch, and the chocolate was delicious.
However, unfortunately the pieces of the egg weren’t fused together, so it just sort of fell open after we unwrapped it – which partially ruined the ‘surprise’ element as we didn’t get to crack it open ourselves.
But it’s still a chocolate Easter egg with a vibrator inside, so no complaints here.
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