Girl writes furious note turning down her lunch because she hates hummus

The finest things in life are often wasted on kids – and no one proves that theory better than seven-year-old Pearl Simson.

She’s decided that hummus is trash and that she hates sourdough, meaning that her future as a hipster or functional vegan is well and truly scuppered.

Her dad Pete made her a delicious hummus sandwich to take to school this week.

When she returned home, however, he found the sarnie squished up in her lunchbox alongside a note explaining why she hadn’t touched her lunch.

Addressed to ‘DAD’, it read: ‘I NOT Etting my sandwich because I hate hummas’.

Pete, from Bristol, said that he’d been left ‘amused and horrified’ by the turn of events.

‘Clearly she wasn’t a fan of the sandwich I made her.

Video grab from footage showing the adorable moment Peter Simson opened his daughter Pearl?s lunch bag to find a note reading ?"I not etting my sandwish because I hate hummas?. See SWNS story SWOCnote. This is the brilliant note a sassy seven-year-old schoolgirl left for her dad in her lunchbox -- telling him "I not etting my sandwish because I hate hummas". Pete Simson, 37, asked his daughter Pearl, seven, what she thought about her packed lunch that day, once she had returned home from school. She told him she'd left a note in her lunchbox - and he thought it might be a cute thank you note, or a lovely drawing. He was left laughing when he found a note addressed to "DAD" which said "I NOT Etting my sandwish because I hate hummas".
And the note, quite plainly, said she hated her sandwich (Picture: Peter Simson /SWNS.COM)

‘I asked her if she liked her packed lunch and she told me there was a note in the lunchbox. I thought it might be a thank you or something but as soon as I saw the dishevelled sarnie in there, I knew something was amiss.

‘The dark brown pencil it was written with should have been a clue – it was a foreboding colour.’

Pearl Simson. Video shows the adorable moment Peter Simson opened his daughter Pearl?s lunch bag to find a note reading ?"I not etting my sandwish because I hate hummas?. See SWNS story SWOCnote. This is the brilliant note a sassy seven-year-old schoolgirl left for her dad in her lunchbox -- telling him "I not etting my sandwish because I hate hummas". Pete Simson, 37, asked his daughter Pearl, seven, what she thought about her packed lunch that day, once she had returned home from school. She told him she'd left a note in her lunchbox - and he thought it might be a cute thank you note, or a lovely drawing. He was left laughing when he found a note addressed to "DAD" which said "I NOT Etting my sandwish because I hate hummas".
Pearl also apparently hates sourdough, so she’ll never be able to move to Hackney (Picture: Peter Simson /SWNS.COM)

He went onto say that he was touched by the effort she’d gone to to reject the sandwich but was mortified at the idea of her being ‘Hank Marvin’ (starvin’, to the uninitiated).

And Pearl’s principals have split the family in general.

‘To her mother, it’s a sign of a strong woman, but to me it’s plain insolence.

‘I should add my own mother made the worst sandwiches on crumbly bread when I was a kid, but I made damn sure I ate them.’

We don’t know what kinds of fillings Pete had to endure as a kid but seeing as many of us had to endure years of pongy tuna mayo, we’re sure that most of us would have killed for a pot of hummus.

Kids these days really don’t know they’re born.

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source https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/15/girl-writes-furious-note-turning-down-her-lunch-because-she-hates-hummus-12244442/
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