If you don’t like having too many vegetables on your Thanksgiving dinner plate then don’t worry, there’s a new kind of green for you.
An American company has decided to spice up the annual shindig by offering weed gravy.
The trippy sauce is being offered by Kiva Confections, who want you to take Thanksgiving to a ‘higher level’.
Instead of making small talk and avoiding awkward conversations with your family, you could be tripping out with them.
The new limited-edition, cannabis-infused Turkey Gravy is obviously only available in California where the recreational drug is legal.
Sorry Brits, it’s still not allowed here.
And what’s more, apparently this stuff gets you high quicker than normal edibles.
Kiva explains that the product is made with ‘cutting-edge’ technology that bypasses other edibles’ trip through the liver, instead absorbing into the soft tissue and stomach.
This allows the cannabinoids to take effect in a ‘groundbreaking two to 15 minutes’.
The groovy gravy, which is going for $5 (£3.88) a pop, comes in powder form and contains turkey stock, salt, onion, garlic and 10 milligrams of THC, the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana.
To prepare it and ensure a rad Thanksgiving dinner, mix the powder in a cup of boiled water, the company advises.
And then slather the stuff all over your turkey to get lit.
Over on the Kiva website, it describes the stuff in more detail, saying: ‘This cheeky take on a normally mundane holiday staple features a groundbreaking, fast-acting technology that allows for faster THC absorption.
‘Awkward family dinner conversation? In just under 15 minutes you’ll start feeling the effects, so you can sit back, relax, and let the holiday cheer wash over you.’
Turkey Gravy packets can be found at all Sweet Flower (Los Angeles) and Grass Roots (San Francisco) locations, while limited supplies last.
If you don’t manage to get hold of it then fret not, the folks are working on cannabis hot chocolate for the Christmas season too.
Looks like it’s going to be a green Christmas.
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source https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/27/american-company-is-selling-weed-gravy-for-thanksgiving-11226264/
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