In news about things we didn’t know the world needed, a company has created a mini hot tub just for your testicles.
Yes, the testicuzzi is a real product to let you soak your balls.
Co-creator Pride Smith told Metro.co.uk that it all came from a joke between friends – but they actually followed through and created the product.
Pride said: ‘It started with a conversation on a houseboat two summers ago about trends going on with college students. The conversation was about how there’s a trend of people filling a dixie cup with water, dunking their testicles in it and having a girl blow into the water with a straw.
‘My business partner Ryan, who was a part of the conversation, called me up right away laughing and told me, “We should totally make a real hot tub for people’s testicles.” He told me about the conversation details and I immediately set out to design and 3D print a prototype.’
The testicuzzi features a pillow to rest your penis with a chamber to dunk your balls and a battery-powered jet to create the bubbles.
It’s available to order now, with delivery expected around 10 December so perfect for Christmas.
Pride says that it’s already had some pretty great reviews.
He said: ‘Those who have used it have said: “It’s a magical experience.” They genuinely love the way it feels. It’s comfortable, It’s refreshing and relaxing on the testicles.’
At the minute, it comes in one-size but the creators promise they’ve done their research and it should be big enough for most people.
Pride added: ‘We did a lot of research on testicle size and averages. Penis size varies a lot, but testicle size is actually fairly consistent across the board. We designed the Testicuzzi to be just above the statistical averages and so far everyone no issues with size. We do have plans for varying sizes, more for the ego and the comedy.’
There are three colourways available – jet black with a red pillow, white with and black pillow and the extremely fancy 14k gold-plated testicuzzi.
The white and black versions are currently on sale for $39.95 (£34.35), with a standard price of $99.95 (£85.94), while the gold-plated version is $10,000 (£7,701).
Go nuts.
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source https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/20/can-now-buy-mini-hot-tub-just-testicles-10950213/
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