We humans are complex, sophisticated creatures who will never stop finding amusement in things that look like genitals.
Whether it’s a phallic lipstick, a pretty pink dress or an engagement ring that looks a vulva, we can’t get enough of the stuff.
And the latest thing being enjoyed by people with their minds in the gutter is a latex scar.
While you might think, ‘cool, nice Halloween costume’, others are thinking, ‘yep, that’s a vagina.’
The facial costume accessory, being sold at Home Bargains, is causing folks to do a serious double-take.
Followers of a Facebook group had a good old laugh at the fleshy number, which comes with a bloody slit, made to look like a scar.
Posted on the Spotted Newton Abbot group which is followed by those from the Devon area, the picture racked up plenty of comments.
Some didn’t notice it at all until it was pointed out by others.
Commenting on the festive prop, one person wrote: ‘Glad you said it’s Home Bargains, I thought it was Ann Summers’.
Meanwhile, others wrote things like: ‘Must admit my first thoughts were not Halloween related,’ and ‘I’m not the only one. I thought I was being a pervert’.
And of course, some people had puns. One person wrote: ‘Stop fannying around’.
Not everyone enjoyed it though. Some people said it should be taken off shelves. One said: ‘Disgusting! It should be removed from the shelves. Young kiddies just think it’s a deep wound but adults know what it looks like.’
In the same vein, another said: ‘Shop assistants should have reported this to their manager’.
Tough crowd. But lets remember that there’s nothing disgusting about vaginas.
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source https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/14/shoppers-think-this-halloween-latex-scar-looks-like-a-vagina-10913807/
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